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Lindsay Lohan Latest Gossip
Lindsay Lohan was robbed for the 5653rd time the other day. Apparently, a safe was taken from her house. She thinks that it’s someone she knows. She says:
…that’s how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me
Others are saying that it wasn’t so innocent. Apparently there are bunch of tapes, pictures, and legal documents that would stir up a whole bunch of press for her. Over at wwtdd.com, the writer claims to know a few generous souls who are aware of a sex tape that Lindsay plans to sell. It will be a two parter and this may just be the beginning of the prequel’s release.
I’m sorry but I don’t care. I will post the shit out of it when it gets released just so i can put “Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape – For Real” as the title of a post but I won’t be happy about it. As I have said before, I was a Bio major and I have seen some pretty graphic pictures of every STD ever known to man. I certainly do not care to see them again while desending on fire-crotch’s vagina like the battle for Troy. That gaping, saggy, roast beef-fest probably looks like a lowerd red pirate ship sail. Complete with skull and crossbones flag. The surgeon general made her install one because of the hazards her vagina poses to the viewing and inspecting public. That shit must be like DDT and the shit they used to put in diet pills so that when pregnant chics took them, their kids were born with flippers.
Sorry that was so long. Come back when you’re done throwing up your lunch. Megan Fox is up next!
Britney Spears Oops! another upskirt…
This is what celebrity oops is all about. It’s about upskirts with shaved pussies. Britney wants free publicity, well here she has it …That’s right Britney… oops!
Britney Spears Topless Photos
These are behind the scenes pics from her 2007 video “gimme more”, she’s got some temporary tattoos on her nipples, which is a great way to hide your nipples!
Amber Rose Bikini Topless Photos
Here we see Amber Rose (Kanye West girlfriend). Shes not famous but her BF is… so who wouldn’t like to see what Kanye’s banging?
let’s check her (or it) out…
Alyssa Milano OOPS! nipple slip
Ali Larter
Ali Larter, the
SEXY
actress from “Final Destination 2″ showed us all how to take a shit on public!
Alessia Merz Topless
Italian actress Alessia Merz was photographed topless taking a vacation atthe beach with some guy, check her out…